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Post by **noreply66** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:20 am

many people long for eternal life but cannot amuse them selves on a rainy evening.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:49 am

When it comes to getting a suntan, ignorance is blister.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:13 pm

No man needs a vacation as much as the man who just had one.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:32 am

Before giving someone a piece of your mind, ask yourself: Can I spare it?

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:33 am

The human brain is like a freight car--created to hold a large capacity but often running empty

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:50 pm

When someone says, "It can't be done," they are actually saying, "I don't want to do it."

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:22 am

Don't ever count your chickens before they cross the road

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:21 am

Ignorance is not hereditary-- it's acquired

Post by **noreply66** » Fri May 02, 2008 8:40 am

Some people drink deeply at the fountain of knowledge--other only gargle

Post by **noreply66** » Sat May 03, 2008 7:38 am

To exercise is human,not to is divine

Post by **noreply66** » Mon May 05, 2008 8:37 am

A fool and his money will always have a lot of girlfriends

Post by **noreply66** » Tue May 06, 2008 8:33 am

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight

Post by **noreply66** » Wed May 07, 2008 8:34 am

The one thing you can do better than anyone else is read your own handwriting

GrumpyOldFish · Post by **GrumpyOldFish** » Wed May 07, 2008 4:24 pm

Honest Abe once said, "I may walk slow, but I never look back." I live by this!

Post by **noreply66** » Thu May 08, 2008 1:52 pm

There is nothing wrong with having nothing to say unless you say it aloud.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri May 09, 2008 8:19 am

In the devil catches you idle, he'll soon put you to work.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat May 10, 2008 8:22 am

Almost everyone knows the difference between right and wrong, but some hate to make the decision.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:13 am

Now I'm Confused--my fortune cookie just contradicted my horoscope

Post by **noreply66** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:40 am

My boss continues to confuse bad managment with destiny

Post by **noreply66** » Wed May 14, 2008 8:37 am

An optimist is one who believes that the fly in the car is looking for a way to get out.

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