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For those in the congregation who need help with accounting and tax preparation, call John Cheater of Oxford Bible Church.

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Dr. Wallace speaking to the youth group last Wednesday, stated that boys cause as many teenage pregnancies as girls.

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Fridays "Meal and Message" will be cooked boneless man, with apricot sauce

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Please join us for the marriage celebration of John Dusey and Carol Hinler--a sacrament that ignites a man and a woman.

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The $55 cost of the Prayer and Fasting Conference at Thomasville Christian includes meals.

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Church newsletter classifeds: daybed for sale. Can also be used at night.

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As you see from the attached drawing, our church addition will feature large, see-through windows.

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Please note--ladies are requested not to have babies during the morning service.

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Notice soliciting prayers for families suffering loss; "only a few of the deceased have been sent in. You can still bring yours with you to the meeting."

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Partor Mitchell has returned from Egypt where he took many photos of the pyraminds--the ancient,huge, triangular cubes in the desert,

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Wanted: Head liberian for the church library. Must have some librarian experience.

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We have had a report on former student minister Roy Tempers, who has been in a car accident and suffered at least 2 broken legs.

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Academy lunch menu: Wednesday--soup of the day is soup du jour.

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Libby McDowell is seeking a part-time sitter for her well behaved 5-year old; 1-year old refrigerator and 20-year-old stove. Great condition.

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Stevenville Bible Academy students watched as city workers cut down several trees to mark the Arbor Day celebration.

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The Sunday school Easter-egg hunt will be from 10:00 to 10:03. Don't be late or your child may miss the excitement.

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Reverend Tim Wilson, his wife, and his mother-in-law have visited all 61 states and many foreign countries.

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The elders have decided to meet this next Wednesday to discuss when they should meet next.

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St. Francis High School plans to fight students boredom with longer classes.

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Members of our youth group will provide housecleaning services at your house if necessary. Contact the church office for details.