George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

[mstangmom]

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border...
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it....
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country......
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.....
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.....
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
Problem solved.....


If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. ...........


I just did..........

[MVL Fan]

Even though I despise some most of his Carlins comments toward the Republicans..This would not be a bad idea.

[jeepgirl_4life]

Sounds like a winner to me!!!

[kantuckyII]

Well, as many things that are attributed to George Carlin are, this too is an Urban Legend

[RiverRatZap]

George Carlin will have an HBO comedy special on March 1.

George Carlin: It's Bad For Ya!

[Baby Duck]

This just might work, George is the best I did mean George Carlin.

[LICKING COUNTY FAN]

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