Children

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The father of godly children has cause for joy. What a pleasure it is to have wise children. So give your parents joy! May she who gave you birth be happy.

Proverbs 23:24-25

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A man is never so tall as when he stoops to help a child.

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A child, like your stomach,doesn't need all you can afford to give.

Frank A. Clark

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The Best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.

Dorothy Parker

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If children grew up according to early indications, we should have nothing but geniuses.

Goethe

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The child who is being raised strictly by the book is probably a first edition.

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We are all geniuses up to the age of ten

Aldous Huxley

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Small children give you headache; big children, heartache.

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When you give a small child his first hammer, the whole world becomes a nail.

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Have you ever wondered why the sounds of the words "chocolate pudding" carry farther through the air than the words "pick up your toys?"

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Did you hear about the mother who says her children are miniatures because the miniature back is turned they're in trouble.

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having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.--------Martin Mull

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A boy is an appetite with skin pulled over it.

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Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you have to do to lose weight is take a bath.

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The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners

Fred Astaire.

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children to day are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

Socrates

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The persons hardest to convince that they are at the retirement age are children at bedtime.

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Children are like mosquitoes: the minute they stop making a noise, you know they're getting into something.