Alternative Meanings

Post by **noreply66** » Thu May 08, 2008 10:00 am

Coffee

A person who is coughed upon

Post by **noreply66** » Fri May 09, 2008 8:27 am

Flabbergasted --Appalled over how much weight you have gained

Post by **noreply66** » Sat May 10, 2008 8:24 am

Abdicate To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:17 am

Esplanade-- To attempt an explanation while drunk

Post by **noreply66** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:39 am

Negligent--Describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue May 13, 2008 9:03 am

Lymph---To walk with a lisp.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed May 14, 2008 9:15 am

Gargoyle--An olive-flavored mouthwash

Post by **noreply66** » Thu May 15, 2008 5:30 pm

Flatulence--The emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri May 16, 2008 8:44 am

Balderdash: A rapid receding hairline

Post by **noreply66** » Sun May 18, 2008 9:05 am

Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you,

Post by **noreply66** » Mon May 19, 2008 5:35 pm

Oyster: A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed May 21, 2008 8:04 am

Frisbeetarianism--The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu May 22, 2008 8:32 am

Pokemon--A Jamaican proctologist

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:39 am

Space Cowboy · Post by **Space Cowboy** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:22 am

noreply66 wrote:Pokemon--A Jamaican proctologist

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:35 am

footnote = the writing on the side of sports shoes

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat May 02, 2009 4:00 am

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat May 02, 2009 8:30 pm

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed May 06, 2009 5:13 am

Post by **noreply66** » Wed May 06, 2009 7:28 am

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