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When I am passing by a church I always stop to visit, so that when I'm carried in the Lord won't say, "Who is it."
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Before church, we talk to God; during church, God talks to us; after church, we talk to our neighbors
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If all the people that go to sleep in church were laid end-to-end, they would be more comfortable.
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A collection is a church function in which most of the people take but a passing interest.
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Some families think that church is like a convention where you send a delegate--and it's usually Mother.
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A little boy was ask what his church was, and he replied, " I'm a Seventh-Day Absentist."
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This ad appeared in a Minnesota newspaper: " Wanted: Men, women and children to sit in slightly used pews Sunday morning.
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If you want to know all about church, just ask someone who hasn't been there for six months.
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If absence really made the heart grow fonder, a lot of people would miss church more than anyplace in the world.