Church

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:28 pm

How wonderful it is, how pleasant, when brothers live together in harmony

Psalm 133:1

MariettaPride21 · Post by **MariettaPride21** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:28 pm

agreed

Charley Hustle · Post by **Charley Hustle** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:56 pm

agree also......

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:18 pm

A home divided against itself is doomed

Jesus, Mark 3:25

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:24 am

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:08 am

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:30 pm

Attend the church of your choice every Sunday and avoid the easter rush.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:46 am

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:59 pm

When I am passing by a church I always stop to visit, so that when I'm carried in the Lord won't say, "Who is it."

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:39 pm

Before church, we talk to God; during church, God talks to us; after church, we talk to our neighbors

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:57 pm

A nickle isn't suppose to be as good as a dollar, but it goes to church more often.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:19 pm

If all the people that go to sleep in church were laid end-to-end, they would be more comfortable.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:21 pm

A collection is a church function in which most of the people take but a passing interest.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:04 pm

My people find the sermon cold because they insist on sitting in Z row.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:46 am

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:16 pm

Some families think that church is like a convention where you send a delegate--and it's usually Mother.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:55 pm

A little boy was ask what his church was, and he replied, " I'm a Seventh-Day Absentist."

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:01 pm

This ad appeared in a Minnesota newspaper: " Wanted: Men, women and children to sit in slightly used pews Sunday morning.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:06 pm

If you want to know all about church, just ask someone who hasn't been there for six months.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:58 pm

If absence really made the heart grow fonder, a lot of people would miss church more than anyplace in the world.

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