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A Spanish quadriplegic has been charged with drunkenly attempting to drive his motorized bed along a highway to a local wholehouse.Antonio Navarro 42,was clocked at speeds of up to 12 mph in a mouth-operated motor bed customixed with a telephone,an ashtray,and a rear-view mirror."Just because you're disabled,doesn't mean you don't have needs," said Navarro,who says he's a regular at the Jade Whorehouse in Ferrol."I like brunettes," he added.
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The city of Buffalo is celebrating the apparent capture of the notorious "Hugging Bandit," who has victimized bar patrons for the last decade.Myra Castleberry,48, would allegedly hug and fondle drunkin men she found staggering out of bars and steal their wallets.Most victims, police say,were too inebriated to remember what Castleberry looked like."Hopefully,she'll be hugging her pillow in her prison cell for a long time,"said Detective Sgt. Tom Donavan.
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Marilyn Manson is blaming his recent divorce on his wife's insistence that he became a responsible adult. The 38-year-old androgynous rocker,
known for his guttural singing style,corpse-like makeup,and prosthetic-breast stage costumes,says that after he married stripper Dita Von Teese,she told him she had tolerated my lifestyle because she hopped I would change.She threatened to leave if I didn't.he immediately sunk into a depression.I was no longer supposed to be a rock star.I was someone who had to be apologized for.
known for his guttural singing style,corpse-like makeup,and prosthetic-breast stage costumes,says that after he married stripper Dita Von Teese,she told him she had tolerated my lifestyle because she hopped I would change.She threatened to leave if I didn't.he immediately sunk into a depression.I was no longer supposed to be a rock star.I was someone who had to be apologized for.
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An elderly Chinese woman has found relief from the headache she has endured for the last 63 years. After Jin Guangying 77,from Jiangsu province,decided to seek medical attension for the lifelong problem,doctors sent her for x-rays. "We were surprised to learn there was a bullet inside her head," her son said.Jin says she remembers being shot through the ear by invading Japanese troops in 1943,but didn't realize the bullet,which surgeons removed last week,had entered and remained inside her skull.
A British thief stole a car without noticing the elderly couple in the back seat.The car's owner had left his keys in the car,as well as his parents,both in their early 90s,while he ran into a shop.The passing thief saw the keys and seized the opportunity,abandoning the car a mile away after glancing in the rearview mirror and looking into the eyes of two terrified passengers.
Katie Holmes is furious that an 18-year-old actress has changed her name to Katee Holmes and intends to lose her virginity in a porn film. The name change is a "tribute to Katie,who had always portrayed an innocence in everything she's done," says Katee's manager.But a representative for Katie Holmes called the stunt a "cheap shot" and said Holmes was seeking legal advice."Obviously,Tom would support Katie in anything she decides to do about it," said a spokeswoman for Holmes' husband,Tom Cruise.
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Pakistan's Supreme Court has ordered a pop star to rewrite his hit song "Parveen tu Bari Namkeen" ("Parveen,You Are So Cute") after an Urdu newspaper published an anguished letter from a college student named Parveen.She says that she had to abandon her studies because whenever I would pass by the college canteen,the boys would start singing the song and laugh at me. Singer Abrar ul-Hag has agreed to present a reworked version of the song within two weeks,despite his contentions in court,besides,that he was actually singing the name Parmeem.
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A German train screeched to a halt when the driver fell out an open door,apparently while taking a pee.The train,traveling at 70 mph,was braked by a "dead man switch," which stops the train automatically in the absence of a driver.The driver was found by the side of the tracks,a few miles back,with his zipper open. "it is not at all unusual that staff open door while driving," said a spokesman for the driver's union. "with only one driver,they cannot take a leak otherwise."